40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get a court summons

I insert some ministorum issued hymnals

**BigWaaagh**

You get Weird Al and the Harmonicats singing "Kumbaya" on your porch for the rest of the Holiday season.

I insert the Victoria's Secret models.

**snurl**

You get the Keeper of Secrets.

I insert a floating disc.

**Skinflint Games**

You get slapped around the face by a magical 3.5" floppy disk. I insert some spinach

**thepowerfulwill**

You recieved a pair of severed, highly swollen fore-arms

I insert crystalized Eldar waste

**snurl**

You get snow cones.

I insert a Pats Cheesesteak.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a Pats Beefcake

I insert a square foot of fog

**BigWaaagh**

You get the contents of Trump's head.

I insert a Christmas fruitcake.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get a fruit pie containing (one) brick.

I insert a PF Changs menu

**BigWaaagh**

You get hungry 30 minutes later.

I insert the wreck of the Titanic.

**SKR.HH**

You get a Leonardo di Caprio popsicle.

I enter some solar flares.

**DalekCheese**

You get a box of matches. I insert my DVD of Mine All Mine

**BigWaaagh**

You get pixelated and inserted into the 'Minecraft' game as a sheep.

I insert the Mona Lisa.

**SKR.HH**

You get a frowning Julia Roberts.

I insert my latest bank excerpt.

**DalekCheese**

You get a banking expert from 2007

I insert The Imperial Guardsman’s Uplifitng Primer

**snurl**

You get 40K For Dummies.

I insert Fettuccine.

**DalekCheese**

You get foetid chinos.

I insert Games Workshop.

**snurl**

The price goes up.

I insert parmesian.

**Skinflint Games**

You get cheesed off.

I insert plywood

**DeathKorp_Rider**

You get balsa wood.

I wish for $500.

**snurl**

Error:
Deathkorp_Rider is inserted into the machine by default.

**BigWaaagh**

I insert a fembot.

**SKR.HH**

You receive a good ol' naggin' but mechanically enhanced wife.

I insert my latest piece of gak coding.

**ChargerIIC**

You get my code review and denied merge request

I insert James Workshop

**theCrowe**

You get an IP law suit.

I insert Orks when they had a sense of humour.

**snurl**

You get Bombas ova da Sulfa Rivva.

I insert flying bases.

**BigWaaagh**

You get Monty Python's Flying Circus.

I insert the Coronavirus.

**ChargerIIC**

You get SARS

I insert a airplane control panel

**theCrowe**

You get a stick in a bucket.

I insert an IKEA kitchen.

**123ply**

This sounds like that one SCP about the vending machine that vends every and any possible liquid that can exist