40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Somedude593**

You recieve your own severed hand

I insert a small child's hopes and dreams

**snurl**

You recieve a GW price increase.

I insert some sprue.

**master of ordinance**

You recieve a model kit of Phil Kelly

I insert a troll

**snurl**

You recieve a wisecracking servo skull.

I insert Jervis.

**master of ordinance**

You receive a BFG Battlefleet, thanks to GW worth £942816

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I insert a small rabbit

**thenoobbomb**

You recieve a FineHole (TM).

I insert a gaming board.

**snurl**

You recieve a Manufactorum.

I insert Mordheim Buildings.

**master of ordinance**

You revieve a small chunk of Warpstone.

I insert a copy of the Infantrymans Uplifting Primer

**snurl**

You get a can of primer.

I insert a grot.

**master of ordinance**

You receive a pot of snot green

I insert a pot of purple paint

**snurl**

You recieve a Lich. It is not amused.

I insert Phil Kelley.

**Wilytank**

You receive a binder of naked elves with dried body fluid on them.

I insert my finger.

**sing your life**

You a receive a 10m long tentacle where your finger was.

I insert some of my excrement wrapped in tissue paper.

**Wilytank**

The machine spews blood at you.

I insert my flashdrive.

**snurl**

You recieve a digital WD magazine.

I insert a bomb.

**master of ordinance**

You recieve a small volcanoe

I insert a Diaz Deamonnette model

**thenoobbomb**

You recieve a Playboy magazine made of metal.

I insert my homework.

**sing your life**

You receive a sheet with random logics printed on it.

I pee in vending machine.

**master of ordinance**

You receive your own pee. In your face.

I insert a small dog

**snurl**

You get a box of Kroot.

I insert 100 gnoblars.

**sing your life**

You receive a load of nurselings

I insert my new airbrush.

**snurl**

You recieve a whistle.

I insert a cat.

**thenoobbomb**

You recieve an exclusive Felinid miniature!

I pour in liquid green stuff.

**master of ordinance**

You receive a failcast minature

I insert a map

**snurl**

You recieve a Drop Pod.

I insert an exclusive WD subscriber only miniature.

**master of ordinance**

You receive a tacky GW propaganda leaflet

I insert a small slappyfish.

**snurl**

You recieve a (CENSORED BY GW IP POLICE)

I insert a white rabbit.

**master of ordinance**

You receive a white bunny/tyranid hybrid. Have fun with your new friend.

I insert a GW IP police officer.

**snurl**

You get an Inquisitor.

I insert a slottabase.

**Wilytank**

You receive a base with no slot.

I insert ur mom.